doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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