just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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