I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
be right there i have to get my cape
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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