Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
