I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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