Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
