At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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