I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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