"it" just moved
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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