I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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