So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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