I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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