You surviving the open bar?
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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