so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
