Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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