she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We are all done wearing pants today
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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