your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
