If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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