I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The adults are the big ones right?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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