Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
