Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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