hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
organizing the empties. That sober.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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