discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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