I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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