see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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