i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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