just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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