I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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