I need help removing her.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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