Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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