Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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