Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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