im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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