So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
