I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
BRING THE BAGELS
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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