found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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