Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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