you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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