What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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