i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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