In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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