I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
this is an emotional support booty call
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
