But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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