So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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