Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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