Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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