so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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