The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Boobs are out for the taking
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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