"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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