I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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