i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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