I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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