Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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