drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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