afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
