i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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