I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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