this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list