I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!