"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob