Do you still have your period?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.