GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
you never un-have a 4some
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.