no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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