I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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