I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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